What is with the look on his face he’s like “Somewhere in the world, somebody is misquoting Shakespeare. I can sense it.”
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED
I dream of this at work sometimes.
instead of cursing out the store
just go to another store
This has got to be one of the best things on this entire website
my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN