every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
if you think im a loser who likes music too much then you’re definitely right
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
They have officially worn this man out.
What a delightful sleeping bag
If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
Oh my god they’re like hats for nails
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?
1. They are stopping people from giving blood to protestors who are bleeding out
2. They are forcing doctors not to report number of deaths and injuries
3. They have hit people with real steel bullets instead of rubber one’s
4. They are sending severely injured people home without giving them proper treatment
CAN WE PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS? Because literally nobody I’ve spoken to about this even knows wtf is happening.